Headmaster Cid
Head Master
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 566
Location: Somewhere Fun
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 Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: Pretty Guardian Stupid Dumb |
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Headmaster Cid, Mohammad and Jovan stood on a hill. The sky was black from the clouds gathering overhead. Lightning struck in the distance, making deep rolling sounds of thunder.
Headmaster Cid was dressed all in black, with a black cloak and and a wide brimmed black hat. He smiled eerily as his eyes flashed red.
"You two will finally pay. You won't leave here alive."
Jovan, dressed in a white shirt and green shorts, with no shoes, stepped up. He opened his large mouth and spoke. "How can we go anywhere if we're dead??? You stupid loser!" He giggled fiercely, high-fiving mohammad next to him.
"Yeah!" Mohammad said gleefully.
Headmaster Cid narrowed his eyes. "silence, Impudent mortals!" Headmaster Cid's hand emerged from his dark shroud and waved it before them. Mohammad and Jovan were knocked to the floor, although they still giggled like little school girls.
"Idiots..." Headmaster Cid said.
Mohammad and Jovan both got up quickly.
"WHATEVER you're going to PAY!" Mohammad said. He did some retarded looking hand gesture, then put his messed up looking hands on his hip and forehead.
"RETARDED MOON CRAP COPYCAT POWER, MAKE UP!" He held up some magical looking, girly item, and pink swirls of girly crap swirled around him. He spun around, so freaking happy to be transforming. He glowed and his clothes appeared. He wore a complete replica of sailor moon eternal's outfit. He looked really...stupid.
Next jovan stepped up. "OH COOL YOU LOOK SO PRETTY MOHAMMAD!"
"OMG THANKS JOVAN!" Mohammad said, flipping his new blonde hair.
"LET'S GO! IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
Jovan held up some stupid looking badge thingy, and held it up to the camera. "ELEPHANT POWER, TRANSFORM!"
A herd of elephants appeared, trampling Jovan. The smelly creatures disapeared in brown magical light, and Jovan appeared in a brown version of Sailor Mars' costume.
Jovan and Mohammad high-fived each other. Mohammad put his hands on his cheeks in surprise. "WHOA, YOU LOOK SO TOTALLY COOL!"
Jovan gave a freakish laugh, breaking his neck in the process. "SHUT UP, LOSER!" They both giggled in unison. They then turned to Headmaster Cid, who was patiently and politely waiting for them to finish "transforming", as the transvestites these days liked to call it.
"Are you done with your frivolous display of girliness? You know that only degrades females, and you take pleasure in watching girls twirl around and show their panties."
Jovan and Mohammad looked at each other. They then looked at their gloved hands.
"WHOA! You know he's right! We ARE stupid, and sexist!"
"I mean...ok...we just..."
"Enough! I will rid the world of such stupidity. Anyone who likes sailor moon THAT much just HAS to be destroyed."
Jovan suddenly became angry. "Just shut up! You always do that, Headmaster Cid! Why do you always complain about stuff we like!!?? We just like it and that's IT!"
"HMPH! If you didn't have such bad taste it wouldn't be necessary to DESTROY you!"
"WHATever! LET'S DO IT JOVAN! Let's punish this LOSER!"
Jovan turned to mohammad with tears in his eyes. "I mean...he still is my friend..."
"Impudent mortal!" Headmaster Cid waved his hand, and a blast of dark energy shot forth, knockin the two WANNABES down. They screamed in unison as they fell in slow motion.
Suddenly a guy in a tuxedo costume and a mask descended from the sky. He shot a rose at Headmaster Cid's feet. Headmaster Cid looked at it and uttered, "Is this for real?"
Jovan and mohammad squealed in excitement. "Tuxedo Kamen!!!" they screamed in unison, with hearts in their eyes.
Tuxedo Kamen stood up, with spanish guitar music playing in the background. With one white gloved hand he swept his cape back. He stood in front of the two "boys" and yelled his threat to Headmaster Cid.
"Don't worry guys, I'll protect you from this evil youma. He looked back and winked at them.
Just at that moment a beam of dark energy shot throught Tuxedo Kamen, ripping a hole through his body. Blood spurted everywhere. He screamed and died. Jovan and Mohammad got near him, holding his head up so he could speak. They had tears in their eyes, almost crying because the death scene was so "sad".
"Tuxedo Kamen...mamoru..." Mohammad whispered.
"Onigai...ginzenshiou...?"
Tuxedo Kamen/mamoru looked at them. Gently, Mohammad pulled off Tuxedo Kamen's mask revealing the truth beneath! They were shocked to find out it was Enchantra.
"Enchantra sa!" Jovan yelled out in agony.
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